Etsy witches have become a massive trend on social media this year — from romance spells to helping manifest fame. Did you know they can also apparently help you become a crypto millionaire?
The practice of witchcraft, once punishable by death by fire (or being pushed off a cliff), has become a talking point on TikTok.
Online marketplace Etsy, which allows people to sell their handmade beanies and custom dog collars, has become a hub for the spellcasters despite having a ban on “metaphysical services.”
Become a millionaire with this one simple spell
One listing Cointelegraph found offers custom crypto spells that consist of a “powerful manifestation ritual that combines spiritual alignment” with the individual’s own crypto investments and portfolio.
“Are you ready to boost your cryptocurrency portfolio and attract unstoppable prosperity? This Custom Crypto Spell is designed to magnetize money, amplify your energy, and align your trading success with the flow of abundance,” it reads.
The seller offers basic spells for $20. For the bigger returns, buyers “need” to spend up to $42 for an advanced spell or $73 for the crypto “millionaire spell.”
The details are vague. The seller notes in the description that they will help manifest abundance relating to the buyer’s financial goals, and align personal energy with “the prosperity flow of the crypto markets.”
Specific time frames are not mentioned, and there is also a disclaimer at the bottom that says: “all readings are for spiritual guidance and entertainment. Outcomes cannot be guaranteed.”
Promotional image from the crypto spell listing. Source: Etsy
It doesn’t just stop at witchcraft, either. There are also multiple sellers on Etsy offering services like “Bitcoin Oracle Cards,” which allow clients to read their future. The cards are apparently made with “magic, love,” and “crypto spirit.”
Another service, a “Dogecoin wealth ritual,” has little explanation but appears to involve the seller using objects like candles and crystals in a video to set the mood for casting the customized DOGE spell. It also…
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